What's more fun than corny jokes? Silly jokes about fruit & vegetables of course! Get ready to laugh like a banana...
One guy says to the other: 'I farted!'
Says the other: 'I CRACK it!'
What do you call a fruit that ruins every party?
- 'A sourpuss'
What happens if a cherry falls on his head?
-Then he gets a 'cherry shake'.
It's green and it's naked?
- 'SpiNAKIE'
Why does an orange have an orange jacket?
-'The purple ones were sold out.'
It's white and exploded?
-'A cabbage.'
-'A cabbage.'
It's green and sliding down the mountain?
- 'Slawine'
- 'Slawine'
What do you call two tomatoes that hug way too hard?
-'Ketchup'
-'Ketchup'
What do you call purple pants?
-'Auber jeans'
-'Auber jeans'
Which vegetable likes to score?
- 'A pointed cabbage'
- 'A pointed cabbage'
Good chuckle? Don't mention it!
Team HÖNGRY